Wednesday, November 30, 2011

When life gives you durian... make durian bread?

So a rather stroke of luck (depending on who you ask) meant a run into an entire Durian, though frozen, at the Asian supermarket in Seattle. "We should get it I said to W!", he enthusiastically agreed. $20 and a 6 hour drive back to Pullman, the durian was smelling like durian alright. The next day we cracked it open (it was conveniently split open at the end into quarters already) and extracted its golden custardy flesh. Not the best of course being frozen and what not. J gagged and threw it up into the sink where it still resides and festers into something nasty. P tried a bit then said no. E being the man that he wanted to be forced a nice chunk of it down which was videoed rather amusingly. W said it was weird and wasn't quite sure what to do with it whilst L surprisingly said it was good in a strange way.

Anyway durians are a big fruit and no way was i going to finish that behemoth off by myself in the next 3 or so days and i dont think anyone else was going to help me either. So a thought came to W's mind - zucchini bread but... without the zucchini and durian as a substitute. Yeah... why not.

The recipe as follows for zucchini bread which is awesome anyway thanks to a certain persons mother. It also lasts alarmingly long in the fridge - almost an entire semester. I had about one and 3/4 of a cup of durian flesh which was packed into the cups so i pretty much halved the recipe. Everything else was the same. I used walnuts and toasted coconut flakes which i had lying around.. Er, i would suggest adding just a little more sugar though.

3 c shredded zucchini
1 2/3 c sugar
2/3 veggie oil
2tsp vanilla
4 eggs
3 c flour
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 c nuts
1/2 c raisins
Move oven rack to low position so that tops of pans are center. 350 deg.
Grease bottoms only of loaf pans or 9x5" loaf pan with shortening or spray.
In bowl, mix zucchini, sugar, oil, vanilla and eggs.
Stir in remaining ingreds, except nuts and raisins.
Stir in nuts and raisins.
Divide batter evenly between the 2 pans or the one 9" pan.
Bake 8" 50-60 mins, 9 " loaf for 1 hour and 10 mins. or till pick comes out clean. (I baked it in a 8x8" pan and 55 mins was about 5 mins too long, so check after the 45 min mark).
Cool 10 mins on wire racks in pans.
loosen sides of loaves from pans; remove and place top sides upon wire rack. Cool completely, about 2 hours, before slicing.

G said it was strange. I don't quite know what to make out of it. Eh, a little ice cream and im sure its all good. Tea helps. 

Pork belly

Possibly one of the greatest cuts of meat there is out there, pork belly is so versatile, satisfying, guilty, comforting and all around delicious. You can stew it, roast it, grill it, render its fat out, use it as a center piece of a composed dish, as a slab for a family dinner, see it in the form of bacon.


I got about a pound of pork belly cut into two long strips with a bone in one of them (nothing wrong with that) that looked fantastic. Pinkish skin with white layers of marble fat intersected with meat. The utilization of the meat would be wide, but crackling was the first priorities.

The Cantonese style of siew yok is perhaps the best. A top layer of golden brown crackling that pops and crackles in your mouth like no other, fat rendered out leaving behind a layer of ivory fat that imbues the meat below with a godly realm of porky delights.

Easiest way i know how to prepare it: get your slab and stab the skin all over so that when it roasts, the fat is able to render out (ensuring crispy skin). Make sure though, that you don't pierce the meat since that means a loss of juices which will make you and I sad. If you washed your piece of meat since it was dropped on the floor or somehow you thought it was offensive, make sure its thoroughly dried with some paper towels. Salt and pepper that bad boy, spice it if you can be bothered (5 spice power is the traditional route) and then whack it inside the oven, skin side up at about 450F for 20 or so mins. Come back later, lower the the heat to 400 and let it cook for another 30. Check at the 15 min mark. The skin should be bursting with crackling here and there and ideally, shatteringily crispy. If its a little tough, and you know your meat is drying out, you can try to sear it on the stove top skin side down. I hear that a lot of times, the skin is actually burnt so what they do is just scrape it off - makes sense i guess. Either way, even if the skin isn't crackling (and what a shame if it isn't!), theres still that belly meat. Oh god, i just ate it for dinner not too long ago and just thinking about it makes me want more... With all that fat you have very little chance of your meat drying out and that precious fat, oh so luscious and marble-y smooth, it just bastes the entire piece of meat for you.  I should have taken a photo but i got impatient from the waiting. Sorry. Serve with whatever you like - for me it was noodles with a little bit of this and that. Who cares, its the pork thats the star.

Another way to go and a somewhat more comforting and i guess, easier route is to stew it. This isn't really chinese considering what i put into it but like a lot of my food its a mish mash of this and that. To about half a pound of pork belly, my strip was cut in half and quickly blanched since it was starting to smell... old and gives it a 'cleaner' flavor i think. Placed in a large bowl and marinaded with a nice large hunk of minced garlic, about 4 thbps of shing shao rice wine, 2 thbsp of light and dark soy sauce and a thbps of sesame oil. Let it sit for as long as you can, the more the better. Oh and cracked black pepper (freshly grounded or else a child is crying somewhere). I did it for just the amount of time to write a 1/4 of a paper and put rice into the rice cooker. To a pot, place about 2 cups or so of water, and everything in the bowl into the pot. Add 2 kaffir lime leaves for that confusing citrus note at the back of your head, a thbsp of tamarind that will get people asking what that sour component is, and another thbsp of honey or palm sugar or just regular sugar. Make sure theres enough liquid to just cover the pork. Let it come to the boil and then let it simmer for about an hour or so. By then the liquid should have reduced to a nice saucy entity which you should taste and adjust for sweetness, saltiness and sourness. So add more soy or sugar or tamarind. The meat at this point should be pretty tender. The skin will likely be somewhat gelatinous which i think is awesome (im gonna try to cut the skin out and pan-fry it, see what happens next time) and of course that fat! That fat is going to taste of all the delicious stuff you imbued it with plus the magicial porkiness of pig fat. GARRRRGH. Serve over white rice with steamed/boiled (whatever is easy) vegetables - i had brocolli, cabbage and some lettuce.

Fuck that was a good dinner.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Meringue

So i thought ill try to show the different stages of whipping a meringue up to stiff peaks for those who are unsure. The photos aren't great (all taken with my phone) but hopefully you get the idea. So doesn't really matter what the proportions are but just make sure your equipment is as clean as possible.
So here we go, about speed 6 on my kitchenaid and this is after a min or so. Nothing interesting happening yet, some bubbles forming, thats about it.
 After about 4 mins or so, see how its getting white? Thats good!
 Maybe 5 or so mins, at this point your gonna hit soft peaks soon.
 Pretty much at soft peaks. See that kinda 'tail' or so from the tip of the whisk? It aint stiff that means its not gonna stay and will drop back into the bowl.

 This is just coming out of the soft peak stage. It's still kinda fluff, not too much structure too it yet and see how it doesn't look exactly dry?
Nearly there...
 Here we go, stiff peaks. See how a 'beak' is formed on the whisk and in the bowl? That's a good sign. It should be nice and glossy also.

 Turn the bowl upside down - if it's stiff, it won't fall out!